Scott: "SURPRI- A;RGHFDJDKZZZS!"
Felix: -Hushed.- "Not yet, stupid!"
Scott: -Loudly whispers.- "Oh, right..."
Adrian: "Felix..."
Winny: "EVERYBODY SHADDUP!"
Everyone: "..."
Winny: "Oh..."
*Crappy, conspicuously frayed curtains- obviously sewn with cheap, red fabric- rise.*
Everyone: "SURPRISE!!!"
Winny: -Grins scarily.- "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, TRICYLE FROM ALL OF-"
Felix: "Hold on! Who the hell is he?" -Points accusingly at the tall, painfully obvious gay dude.-
Winny: "What? Oh, that's Luke."
Luke: -Waves.- ^.^
Winny: "He wants to molest you, but don't worry! I brought my own leash!" ^_^ -Tugs on him.-
Luke: -Leers suggestively nevertheless.-
Felix: "..." -Steps behind Adrian.- >_>
Adrian: -Chuckles.- "What happened to your badass image?"
Felix: -Scowls, peeking over Adrian's shoulder.- "Shut up! I'm off-duty!"
Adrian: "What's your excuse for every other day?"
Scott: -Giggles.- ^-^
Felix: -Vehemently growls.- "YOU-"
Winny: OKAY... Now-
Luke: PRESENTS! -Makes grabby hands.- "I know just who I'm going to unwrap first... Ohoh-"
Winny: -SMACKS.- "NOT FOR YOU!"
Luke: x.x
Felix: ~_~;
Scott: "Um... guys..."
Winny: "WHAT!?" O_o -Turns from her homicidal state.-
Scott: -Points to the video recorder..- o-o;;
Winny: "RIGHT. Gifts!" -Snaps fingers at Adrian.- "What do you have to present?!"
Adrian: "Uh... " -Inserts manipulatively sexy smile here.-
Everyone: *_* !
Winny: "Okay, you pass... Now, YOU!" -Points at the still-hiding Felix.-
Felix: >_>... "Pfft. I got my own CHARM!" -Moves foward and poses sexily.-
Scott: ¬.¬ ... That sucks.
Felix: "HEY!" -Turns on him.- At least I can play soccer, you little pansy!"
Scott: "Don't blame me if you don't have any sex appeal! ... And at least I'm not such an obnoxious asshat!!" >:[
Felix: "At least I've got more than one vote with the fans!!!"
Everyone: "..."
Adrian: -Smacks forehead.-
Scott: -Sniffles.- ;-;...
Winny: >_>... -Shoves Luke onto Felix.-
Luke: -Gropes his rump.- ^.~ "Oh, bebi."
Felix: o_o... -SCREAMS SHRILLY and runs offstage, knocking over the video recorder, for the grand sake of slapstick humor, in his panicked state.-
*Unstable albeit sexy shot of everyone's feet.*
Luke: -Bolts after him.- "Nooo! Darling, I'll be gentle!"
Scott: "WAAAAAAAAAAAHH~!"
Winny: "GWAH! That cost me MONEY!"
Felix: "AHGH! GET IT OFF OF ME!"
Luke: "No need to struggle! I know how to deal with virgins like you!"
Adrian: -Has the sexiest feet, however picks up the recorder with a sigh.- "Happy anniversary, Trike." ^_^;
Winny: "No, wait! LUKE! THAT'S ENOUGH!!!"
Felix: -Slams into Adrian suddenly.-
Luke: "Oho!... I love threesomes!"
*Cut to black*